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APRIL WALTERSCHEID
ACTING PRESS KIT
Actor | Writer | Creative Chaos Agent
"Like if Kimmy Schmidt knew where the bodies were buried."
“The weird girl at the party who ends up being right about everything.”
“A comic with the emotional range of a tragic poet and the timing of a sniper.”
TAGLINES
TV: “Looks network. Thinks cable. Performs like cult TV.”
Indie Film: “Like if Amélie had a revenge arc—and a podcast.”
Digital Comedy: “I play characters you laugh at—and then nervously Google.”
BRAND ESSENCE
Elegant first impression. Unpredictable energy.
Deeply empathetic with a sharp, judgmental edge.
A comic voice grounded in truth—and maybe a little danger.
CASTING TYPE
Offbeat Office Power Player
Quirky Woman Who Secretly Runs the World
Loner Heroine with a Dark Side
Emotionally Honest Villain
Judgmental Best Friend Who’s (unfortunately) Right
SIGNATURE STRENGTHS
Non-sequiturs & deadpan delivery
Facial expressions that tell the whole story
Blunt comedic timing
“I’ve seen some things” vulnerability
Sensing narcissists at 100 paces
SHOWS/PROJECT APRIL BELONGS IN
Portlandia, Search Party, Coraline, 30 Rock, The Other Two, SNL
HEADSHOTS
OFFICIAL PHOTOS
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ACTING
REELS
![Channeling Ludacris’s “What’s [My] Fantasy?” in this podcast clip.
Massages are always difficult for me because my upper back is so built-up with muscle. The masseuses struggle with my back. One once asked me to stay longer and pay more money so they could get through my upper back in September 2023. I have to dream. I’m somewhere else by green trees, sunlight, and a creek when I have a massage. Even though the massage is supposed to be relaxing.
But I talk about deeper stuff than this on the podcast. This is just a little teensie weensie cute clip. 🐭
By the way, I used to think “What’s Your Fantasy?” was graphic until I heard Trina’s “B R Right” when I was around 16.
Title and Podcast Description:
🌷No Spring Chicken with April Walterscheid 🐣🚫
April’s been doing comedy for a long time, she’s no spring chicken. She’s vegan, so she’ll pass on the meat; no spring chicken. Yes, her name is April, named after March, Spring yes, but still no chicken.
Get more April, all year long:
aprilwalterscheid.com
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"Hi, I’m April Walterscheid—an actor with a quirky spirit, an empathetic core, and just enough edge to keep things interesting.
I move through the world like an elegant outsider—quick to observe, slow to speak, and always tuned into the strange undercurrents of any room. Whether I’m playing a sketch comedy character, a loner heroine, or a sharp-tongued villain, I bring an emotional honesty that cuts through the noise (and sometimes through people’s egos). I’m drawn to stories that mix humor with darkness—where weirdness is celebrated, vulnerability is power, and deadpan truth-telling is a survival skill. If you’re building a world that’s absurd, emotionally rich, or disturbingly funny, I’ll meet you there.
Let’s make something that feels like a cult classic."
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